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What does the credit card name really mean?

Date: Fri, 07/23/2010 - 19:16

Submitted by King Jabba Labba
on Fri, 07/23/2010 - 19:16

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What does the credit card name really mean?


On a lighter side......

Got this thread started to ask what does this credit card name really mean to you?

BOA means the snake.

American Express means american oppression.

City means charging interest to y'all.

Chase means cut holes and sink 'em.

Please add more as we all need a smile now and then.:D

Best regards,
King "Kash" Jabba Labba


Let's see what I can come up with:

C.A.P.I.T.A.L. O.N.E. - Creating A Perfect Initiative To Acquire Lots Of Needless "Essentials"...

DISCOVER CARD ACROSTIC POEM
D is for the debt I now have, thanks a lot for shafting me.
I is for "I am so screwed," and I owe it all to spending frivilously.
S is for "See, I shouldn't have bought that," and now I'm paying 4x the bill.
C is for consolidating my debt (once again) because I no longer have the way or the will.
O is for "only one more purchase," which is what I tell myself every damn time.
V is for "Very unwise move, maestro,"... Um, hey buddy, can you spare me a dime?
E is for "endless" headaches, the ones that pound your brain like a money-hungry drum.
R is for "really" needing some financial advice, a bag of fifties, and hey...do you know where I could get some?


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Submitted by Jennifer Dickinson on Wed, 07/28/2010 - 19:54

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